“Dad, what’s a ‘conservative’?”

“Conservatives are people who blame somebody else. They laugh at the handicapped, call grown females ‘girls’, and think black children are criminals.”

“A conservative man doesn’t know his daughter is having sex, his son is using drugs, or his boss is laughing at him. A conservative woman stays married to him.”

“A conservative doesn’t like your music, your ideas, or your best friend. Conservatives are scared of losing what they have, and worship people who have more. A conservative feels weak, and wants to feel proud; the sort of person who reports you to the secret police to get an Honorable Citizen badge.”

“They’re also everywhere.”

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