Campaign 2010

Republican: Government is getting too big – we have to limit abortions!

Democrat: I guess we can live with that.

Republican: We need firearms training in elementary schools!

Democrat: Well, okay.

Republican: We’re going to drive out the immigrants!

Democrat: Give us a moment to think about that.

Republican: We’re going to eliminate taxes!

Democrat: Actually, you know, well, we can’t do that, you see, we need to improve American health care.

Republican: Forget American health care!

Democrat: We have to start dealing with global warming.

Republican: Drill, baby! Drill!

Democrat: We need to regulate the banks.

Republican: Leave the bankers alone!

Democrat: We need to create jobs.

Republican: Stop hiring people!

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